"how’d you learn to read so fast?"
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
is this even a kid show
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*
if u like this u are gay if u reblog this u are super deluxe gay
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER.
Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD